The Harper Conservatives took home an F for failing to protect children’s health, the Wireless Radiation Safety Council announced today.

The newly formed Council has graded all five federal parties from A to F, with the Conservatives receiving the worst grade.

“During the Conservative’s tenure Canada’s Parliamentary Standing Committee on Health tried to address the increasing problem of human exposure to microwave radiation from cell phones, cell towers and WiFi in schools,” announced Francois Therrien, a member of the Council. “The Conservatives held a majority on that committee but they failed to act decisively to protect Canadians from this emerging public health disaster,” he said.

The Wireless Radiation Safety Council will reveal the report cards received by all federal parties this afternoon during a public lecture on 21st Century Education, the Hazards of a Wireless School.